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Rude Birthday Cards For Eminem As He Turns 45 This Week

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Please stand up for Marshall Bruce Mathers III, also known as rapper Eminem as he turns 45 years old this week. The foul-mouthed rapper is well used to a bit of playful abuse, so there’s no doubt that he’ll love receiving a few of the “Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall. So Here's A Card #happyfuckingbirthday”, “Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow You #happyfuckingbirthday” and “Happy Anniversary Of The Day You Popped Out Your Mum's Front Bottom #Happyfuckingbirthday” rude birthday cards available on our cardshit.com website. 

Speaking of rude birthday cards, Eminem probably won’t be receiving any from President Donald Trump this year after his recent attack at him at the BET hip-hop awards. The aptly named ‘The Storm’ features lyrics such as “We better give Obama props 'cause what we got in office now is a kamikaze that will probably cause a nuclear holocaust while the drama pops, and he waits for shit to quiet down, he'll just gas his plane up and fly around till the bombing stops" and “The rest of America stand up. We love our military and we love our country but we fucking hate Trump.” Savage, Eminem, just savage! At this rate, he probably won’t be receiving a Christmas card from the Donald this year either. Unless it’s one of the “I’d Wish You A Merry Christmas But You’re A Wanker” or “I’d Wish You A Merry Christmas But You’re A Bellend” rude Christmas cards we sell.

For men who both make their living by being offensive, shocking and downright obnoxious, it’s no surprise that both Donald Trump and Eminem have rubbed each other up the wrong way; sure, what’s another enemy on Trump’s long list anyway? Trump aside, Eminem himself has garnered a fair few enemies himself along the way, and his personal list includes the Ontario Attorney General who wanted him banned from Canada, his mother who has sued him more than once, old school mates who have accused him of defamation and other artists who have accused him of sampling or stealing their music for his own gains. A rather impressive list of adversaries if you ask us!

Word has it that Eminem will be releasing his much anticipated 2017 album on or around his birthday to celebrate his 45th year on this planet, and fans around the world are waiting for the big day with bated breath. It’s been four years since the rapper released a solo album and it really is about time as the star announced that he was working on new material nearly a whole year ago.

So, rude birthday cards may not be all Marshall Mathers receives this year, if all goes well he could be seeing a few congratulations cards too!

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