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Cats Are Twats, Apart From Those Who Went Missing In The Californian Wildfires

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Look, we all know that Cats Are Twats, and even if you do manage to have a few as pets, they don’t really love you; they’re just waiting for you to die so they can take over your life. Let’s be serious about this. That’s why we invented our Cats Are Twats greetings card range which is available on our cardshit.com website in the first place. I mean, our “Happy Birthda – I Ran Out Of Stuff To Kill”, “Happy Purr-thday. I Know You Don’t Want This…I Just Enjoy Your Reaction” and “Happy Purr-thday. It’s Not A Gift. I Just Like To Kill” Cats Are Twats greetings cards are funny simply because they’re true.

However, it would seem that one Californian woman thinks differently as she has been attempting to catch dozens of cats that went missing during Californian’s raging wildfires and ultimately, reunite them with their owners. With 43 people killed and thousands of houses and properties completely destroyed, it seems only right that hundreds of cats up and left their homes in fear. I mean, the dogs all stayed loyal to their owners and stayed at home with them, but what would you expect from cats, eh? Our Cats Are Twats greetings cards don’t lie.

According to local vets in the area who are treating any rescued cats for burns and similar injuries, cats have an inbuilt instinct which tells them to escape when danger is sensed, unlike dogs who will just stay where they are. So maybe Cats Are Twats, but they were just born that way after all.

Despite their dick-ish nature, Jennifer Petruska has been out every day and night since the fires began, trying to catch these so-called ‘fire cats’ who fled from their homes. She and her team of volunteers really deserve some of our “Thanks You’re A Fucking Legend” and “Thanks You’re The Fucking Best” rude thank you cards as they have caught more than 70 cats by using night-vision cameras in storm drains and traps set up with fish to lure the elusive felines in.

The group which calls themselves Pet Rescue & Reunification are focused on finding as many cats are possible before the colder Winter temperatures set in, and are looking at the northern Californian neighbourhood of Coffey Park where more than 1000 properties were devastated by the fires. Luckily Jennifer’s own home and pet weren’t affected by the fires, but this has just made her more determined to help other people who aren’t as fortunate as her.

For those who have lost a pet, it is recommended that they check out local shelters on social media to see if they have posted any pictures of pets that have been found, and for those who have found a pet without identification it is recommended that they take it to a shelter in the same county that they found the animal.

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