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​Rude Birthday Cards For Chris Pratt As He Turns 38 This Week

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Ever since his hilarious stint as the chubby Andy Dwyer in the Amy Poehler led sit-com Parks and Recreation, and his makeover for Jurassic World, American actor Chris Pratt has been kind of a big deal. Comedy is never far away in Pratt’s life as the star married comedy actress Anna Faris after the two met on the set of Take Me Home Tonight, and Pratt undoubtedly celebrated his 38th birthday with some very funny and very rude birthday cards.

Nothing says ‘Happy Birthday’ like one of the “Beautiful Bastard”, “Happy Anniversary Of The Day Your Face Rubbed Against Your Mum's Vagina #happyfuckingbirthday” or “Happy Birthday Sugar Dick” rude birthday cards available on our cardshit.com website, and we bet that this week Pratt will be coming down with rude birthday cards just like these. Hunky Pratt’s five-year-old son Jack is bound to have got him a “dad you're the nuts happy fathers day” rude Father’s Day card recently too. We bet Pratt would have a chuckle at that one…

After a number of supporting roles in films such as Jennifer’s Body, Moneyball, Zero Dark Thirty and Her, Pratt is now a well-known leading man in his own right thanks to his voice-over work starring as Emmett in The Lego Movie, Owen in Jurassic World and Star-Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy, not to mention his roles in The Magnificent Seven and Passengers (with Jennifer Lawrence). Pratt has repeatedly gained and lost weight for his various roles, shifting over 30lbs for his part in Moneyball and gaining over 40lbs for Delivery Man. Pratt’s weight fluctuations have been the subject of much media attention over the past few years, with a feature in Entertainment Weekly and a musical number making fun of his physique on Saturday Night Live adding to the frenzy.

Despite the reams of rude birthday cards and presents he can look forward to from all of his fans, Pratt wasn’t always a success, and after dropping out of community college only halfway through his first semester Pratt once became a ticket salesman and stripper, before ending up homeless in Maui, Hawaii. At the age of 19 Pratt was discovered by Rae Dawn Chong an actress and director, and the rest is history. Funny, smart and very handsome, we hope Chris Pratt gets all of the rude birthday cards he deserves!

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