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cardshit.com

We're on a Mission

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Here at cardshit.com (pronounced cards hit of course) we're on a mission to combine our great passion for design with our inability to stop swearing. 

What better way to do that than to create a range of hand made greetings cards that say exactly what you're thinking. 

Soppy cards are the worst, aren’t they? Seriously, there’s nothing more depressing than opening a card on your birthday and seeing the words “special friend”,  “wonderful person” or “thinking of you”. Except maybe, if that card is empty.

Unless it’s for your granny, birthday cards should be honest, funny and majorly offensive. Only a real friend would have the balls to send you a birthday card that reads, “Happy Birthday Bell End”, “Happy Birthday Ginger Pubes” or “Happy Birthday Bucket Flaps”, wouldn’t they?

People have been using insults as terms of endearment since Shakespeares time, though we doubt old Willy called it, "#bants"

When you truly feel comfortable with someone, you get the privilege of being able to say whatever the hell you want to them, without the fear of them taking offense and running off to their mums, or worse, HR. 

If you can be rude to someone and they can take it, then they’ve earned your respect and your friendship grows as equals. If not, then they’re obviously way too sensitive and are probably not deserving of your very special friendship.

So send a few cards from cardshit.com, if you get slapped a few times then possibly don't send any more.

But if your friend's LOL'ing or ROFL'ing away because they think their card's a hit then you need never visit another greetings card site again.

So don't just give a card, give a hit, from cardshit.com

Have fun,

Team Cardshit