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Viral Singer Should Be Sending His Family Sorry Cards After Playing Them This Filthy Song

BBQs, a few beers and fending off your drunk aunt’s questions about your love life are all the joys of a big family gathering, but would you wait until all of your family is assembled to unveil your latest song? That might seem like the perfect platform for your new tune if you’re pretty handy with a guitar, but when that song is literally about banging chicks all night and getting STDs, things start to take a turn for the bizarre. Throwing all common decency out the window, Eastbourne lad Scott Alexander Hendrie did just that and sang a tune called ‘Sex Face’ in front of his nearest and dearest, and the internet is absolutely loving it! By the looks of things, this lad should be sending his family a sorry card or two after the things he came out with in that tune.

Going by the artistic name ‘Fullmarx’, Scott is just another young man trying to make sense of the world through the medium of song, but when a video of him singing this wildly inappropriate tune to his family surfaced on The LAD Bible’s Facebook page and You Tube recently, Scott was hurtled into the spotlight. With lyrics like, “Because I’m eating on your clitoris with clinical precision”, “My bedspread’s looking like it’s just been egged” and “I emptied my nutsack down to the dregs” we couldn’t look at our grandparents in the eye after uttering half of the filth in this song, but the guy does it with confidence, we’ll give him that. 

That being said, he should probably send his family a few sorry cards after subjecting them to that, and if he’s into breaking the boundaries of how we act around our families, then our “Sorry I’m a Twat”, “Sorry I’m a Cunt” or more than likely “Sorry I Fucked Your Mum” sorry cards should go down well. Why stop there? Fullmarx could take his pick from our vast range of naughty birthday cards too and send his aunts and uncles our “Happy Anniversary Of The Day Your Face Rubbed Against Your Mum's Vagina #happyfuckingbirthday” card this year. 

Although the video has just gone viral, it was actually first uploaded to Facebook a year ago, in February 2016, but has only gained interest now thanks to The LAD Bible. According to Fullmarx’s Facebook page, Sex Face will be recorded in a proper studio and released at the end of March, so anyone who is up for a bit of embarrassment at a family dinner, a funeral or a parent teacher meeting can buy it then to play for all of their friends. 

When he’s not writing cringe worthy songs about loose morals and even looser front bums, Fullmarx spends his time writing songs that are actually pretty decent. Falling under the hip-hop genre, this guy has even released a full 14 track album called Welcome To The Greys, with songs that cover everything from his school days to X-Factor, and the album has even featured on the iTunes Hip Hop Album chart alongside the likes of Macklemore and Kanye West. To be honest, to say that Fullmarx is a prolific songwriter would be an understatement. 

The moral of this story is: if you want to make a tit of yourself at a family gathering and sing a song about how good you are at fucking birds, then at least make sure that you’re a half decent musician first. You never know, it might be the best thing for your budding career as a hip-hop artist!