Why Rude Christmas cards should stand out?
The dreaded Christmas card; for some people this is the absolute worst part of the entire holiday period, and one which should be avoided at all costs, but whether you’re too cool for Christmas cards, or you just can’t be bothered sending them, we’ve got the antidote for you.
At cardshit.com we firmly believe that rude Christmas cards are the solution and these should stand out. Forget Rudolph and Old St Nick, we’ve got swearing and humour on our side to help make this year the most memorable yet! Why send a glittery nativity scene when you can send your mum a card which reads 'Love Christmas? Fuck Yeah!'#merrychristmas
The whole process of sending and receiving Christmas cards is so impersonal these days, and after you make a list (and check it twice) of who to send cards to, buy a twin pack of rubbish supermarket cards and sign your name at the bottom of them, you’re usually sick of the whole thing and can’t even be bothered to send them out in the end. But with cardshit.com rude Christmas cards, your faith in Christmas can finally be restored, and you can once again experience the joy of the unique and interesting rude Christmas card. It really is a Christmas miracle.
Flowery well wishes and Christmas greetings are a thing of the past, we really do hate wishy-washy angels, Christmas trees, presents and turkeys; they’re just so boring and predictable. Come on, be a bit more original and send a cardshit.com rude Christmas card to be proud of.
You may well associate Christmas cards with old ladies and figgy pudding (does anyone actually know what figgy pudding is?), but the revolution is here my friends, and it’s time to be original for once in our boring lives. You might be tempted to think that Christmas cards have been historically tedious since the dawn of time, but Victorian offerings were actually quite memorable indeed. From monkeys painting portraits of dogs to frogs murdering other frogs, the Victorians really knew how to create a one-of-a-kind Christmas card that you won’t quickly forget. I mean, they may not exactly represent the joys of the season as we know them, but nothing says Merry Christmas like a drawing of a dead robin…You won’t find mistletoe, or snowflakes here, just nightmarish Victorian images to haunt your dreams.
Every single year we all have such good intentions, we buy the beautiful metallic pens (because a black biro will never do), we buy the charity Christmas card pack, and we decide we’re definitely going to sit down and write them out this year. But somehow, it just never happens. The cards get thrown in the back of a cupboard, and those lovely fancy pens end up leaking all over your bag. There’s a simple reason for this yearly neglect when it comes to Christmas cards, and that’s because the cards you’ve bought just aren’t interesting enough. Imagine actually feeling excited about sending a rude Christmas card instead?
We may be a tiny little bit biased, but we just love a cracking good rude Christmas card, and we’re sick of seeing so many shit cards year after year after year. So pull your finger out, send your mates a cardshit.com rude Christmas card and help bring back the true meaning of Christmas.