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Rude Congratulations Cards For Khloe Kardashian As She Gives Birth This Week

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It might seem like the Kardashians are just popping babies out left right and centre at the minute, but it’s Khloe Kardashian who deserves a few of our “To One Bad Ass Bitch #congratulations”, “Congratufuckinglations” and “Congrats You've Had A Little Human Fucking Great” rude congratulations cards from our cardshit.com website this week.

The 33-year-old reality star, who is quite frankly famous for doing nothing, gave birth to her first child, a daughter who she imaginatively named ‘True’ early last week, however the poor little princess didn’t even get given the famous Kardashian moniker. Instead, Khloe named the baby after her father Tristan Thompson, a basketball player. It may sound like happy families on the surface, however little baby True was born amidst rumours that her father had cheated on her mother with at least five different women (Tristan really puts the ‘player’ in ‘basketball player’, doesn’t he?). It looks like a cheeky congratulations card might not be good enough for the pair, and Tristan may be receiving some of our “Just A Little Card To Say...I Know You Cheated, You're Dumped Cunt”, “Don't Cry Because It's Over, Smile Because That Twat Is Someone Else's Problem” and “Hooray! That Asshole Is Behind You” rude break up cards instead.

It has been reported that Khloe has kicked the basketball star out of the Ohio mansion that they once shared together, leaving her sisters Kim and Kourtney to help her pick up the pieces. A mysterious source who is reportedly close to the vacuous reality star recently commented that “Khloe appreciated her sisters coming to see her and True in Cleveland, but she made it clear, she isn’t going to be leaving anytime soon. It’s important for Khloé that Tristan spend time with their daughter.”

It’s not only the inappropriate congratulations cards that Tristan is missing out on at the minute, as the Cleveland Cavaliers basketball star received only two minutes of playing time in the team’s second playoff game against the Indiana Pacers last Sunday. It has also been rumoured that Khloe’s mum Kris has enforced a contract with Tristan that saw him put $10 million in a trust fund for baby True when she grows up, with an additional $10 million leaving his pocket each time he is caught cheating in the future. That may sound like nothing for these celebrities, but considering that the star only has a net worth of $20 million, that seems like a pretty hefty chunk of change for a baby to spend.

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