Hope You Have The Best Birthday In The Hole World. You’re Officially One Year Closer To Dying
Look, cats really don’t care if it’s your birthday or not, they’re not going to buy you a birthday cake, or even sing happy birthday to you, but if you are going to get a birthday card from your cat, it’ definitely going to be a rude birthday card, a very rude birthday card indeed.
Whether they’re secretly plotting to hurt you, kill you, or just skin you and wear you like a ‘people costume’, your cat is most definitely a dickhead, and that’s cold hard fact, so why not send your cat loving (or cat hating) mates one of our hilarious range of ‘Cats are Twats’ rude birthday cards and give them a giggle?
Follow the hilarious hijinks of Mr Meowgi, the little ginger pussy-twat as he gets into all sorts of scrapes (like scraping at the carpet behind the sofa, scraping your face when you get too close and scraping your car when you aren’t looking), and now you can share the joy of this feisty little bugger’s daily life with a funny birthday card or two.
Some people love birthdays, and they see them as a chance to celebrate another glorious year of life, cats however, are twats, and that’s why our “Hope You Have The Best Birthday In The Hole World. You’re Officially One Year Closer To Dying” tells you all you need to know.
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- £3.00 per card or 5 cards for just £10.00